wow, really?? either he’s an obsessive gambler, or he has amazing luck. judging by the fact that his girlfriend sat on their toilet for years on end to the point that her butt had to be surgically removed from the seat - i’m going to go with the former.

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Oct 6

the knify kinda subway

a few months ago it came to my attention that the local subway sandwich shop that i frequent is the exact subway where a young man found a rather large serrated knife baked into the bread of his sandwich. here’s the ny post article.

i’m not sure if i read the news very carefully the first time the news came out, but not only was it a knife - it was filthy knife…that ended up giving the guy a mild case of food poisoning. well that’s even more fun!

at first i stopped going there, but a few weeks went by….i got lazy….and i found myself drawn back to the old subway.

what is it they say? life’s no fun without a few risks or something like that?

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i have got a troll on my head.

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Oct 3

for 2 days, there was just an empty space in my apt with a stove tan line on the carpet.

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i feel so sorry for my old stove. it looks so sad and lonely out there being used as a paint holder. I swear when I told my landlord that my stove was hot to the tough, I didn’t know they were gonna throw you away.

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my old, dejected stove sits outside cursing me under it’s breath and wondering what it ever did to me.

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