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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m Becca Allyn Jones. With this tumblr I hope to prove that I am not a horrible person.</description><title>Becca the Terrible</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @bmug)</generator><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>i am really bad at trying to keep blogs.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i am really bad at trying to keep blogs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/75948043</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/75948043</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:16:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>is this craigslist job posting for real? if so, it totally creeps me out.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/981394316.html"&gt;is this craigslist job posting for real? if so, it totally creeps me out.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/68823196</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/68823196</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:56:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I am moving and going through my excess stuff. ugly find from my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/7AP0GIssah22bjqepFbArlUFo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I am moving and going through my excess stuff. ugly find from my past #1 - these sickly looking pair of toe socks. people used to think i had some sort of circulation problem when i wore them with flip flops. i can’t believe i used to wear these in public….and that i actually still own them.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/62876506</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/62876506</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:55:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cutest boing boing post ever</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/12/place-setting-by-a-f.html"&gt;cutest boing boing post ever&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;this guy’s 5 year old daughter’s place setting is so freaking adorable i could just bite my computer screen.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/59530293</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/59530293</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:06:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>oscar (musical improv extraordinaire), alerted me to the fact...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/7AP0GIssag98y3tqmnT57lJJo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;oscar (musical improv extraordinaire), alerted me to the fact that when you google image search “beatnik food”, a picture of me comes up. i just love this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;bonus note: the image after mine in the google search is one of my friend cheryl.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sadly though, i feel like a bit of a fraud, since i am neither a beatnik nor food, but hey i will ride this wave while it lasts.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/59528106</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/59528106</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:55:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>2 weekends ago i went home to spend some time with my family. my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/7AP0GIssag7tmxerIqaeHQP0o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;2 weekends ago i went home to spend some time with my family. my dad just had surgery on his rotater cuff, so my step-mother rather ingeniously turned half of my dad’s shirt into a cape that goes over the sling. she took apart the seems on the whole right side of the shirt and then sewed them back together all while he was in surgery, and when people found out what she was doing - they all told her that she should sell her arm injury shirts. i agree with them. this is a rather bad picture of my father since he’s in a huge brace/sling and isn’t allowed to shower for a while, but i thought he looked pretty good for someone who had rotater cuff surgery 2 days before.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/59354874</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/59354874</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:59:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>amazing!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;probably the best day for our country in over 8 years.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/58061632</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/58061632</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:39:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>my niece, bella. she’s suspicious of my new phone (or most...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/7AP0GIssafwkdig1cojRjzCao1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;my niece, bella. she’s suspicious of my new phone (or most likely hoping it’s people food for her to eat).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/57975714</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/57975714</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:54:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>http://criggo.wordpress.com/2008/10/27/truth-in-advertising/</title><description>&lt;a href="http://criggo.wordpress.com/2008/10/27/truth-in-advertising/"&gt;http://criggo.wordpress.com/2008/10/27/truth-in-advertising/&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;criggo might be my favorite - right up there with failblog! this one cracked me up big time, probably because it’s true.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/56608697</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/56608697</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:07:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>my overheard in ny</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;pretty mom to son walking down 8th ave: &lt;/b&gt;no honey, you’re a boy - you’ll grow up to be a man.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/56478573</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/56478573</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:33:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dust devil sends tent into air at Maker Faire - Boing Boing</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/10/22/dust-devil-sends-ten.html#comments"&gt;Dust devil sends tent into air at Maker Faire - Boing Boing&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;man - why is the picture of that tent flying through the air so funny?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/55853042</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/55853042</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:01:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>DoS this Saturday, and it’s Halloween time - which only...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/7AP0GIssafcmp978ga5eGVkco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;DoS this Saturday, and it’s Halloween time - which only means one thing! Super special Halloween DoS Show!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/55676657</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/55676657</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:04:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>For sale: dehumanizer? « Criggo</title><description>&lt;a href="http://criggo.wordpress.com/2008/10/19/for-sale-dehumanizer/"&gt;For sale: dehumanizer? « Criggo&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;portable dehumanizer?! oh you…..&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/55481782</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/55481782</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:58:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » Wal-Mart Finally Offering The “Ultra Douche”</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/10/14/wal-mart-finally-offering-the-ultra-douche/"&gt;Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » Wal-Mart Finally Offering The “Ultra Douche”&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;hot damn that’s funny&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/54712948</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/54712948</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:02:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Beau of woman stuck to toilet wins lottery - Weird news- msnbc.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27073475/"&gt;Beau of woman stuck to toilet wins lottery - Weird news- msnbc.com&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;wow, really?? either he’s an obsessive gambler, or he has amazing luck. judging by the fact that his girlfriend sat on their toilet for years on end to the point that her butt had to be surgically removed from the seat - i’m going to go with the former.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/53793066</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/53793066</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:44:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the knify kinda subway</title><description>&lt;p&gt;a few months ago it came to my attention that the local subway sandwich shop that i frequent is the exact subway where a young man found a rather large serrated knife baked into the bread of his sandwich. &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/07162008/news/regionalnews/uit_over_subway_cold_cuts_120143.htm" target="_blank"&gt;here’s the ny post article. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’m not sure if i read the news very carefully the first time the news came out, but not only was it a knife - it was filthy knife…that ended up giving the guy a mild case of food poisoning. well that’s even more fun!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;at first i stopped going there, but a few weeks went by….i got lazy….and i found myself drawn back to the old subway.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what is it they say? life’s no fun without a few risks or something like that?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/53355731</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/53355731</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:07:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i have got a troll on my head.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QZZLQDzcd40&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QZZLQDzcd40&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i have got a troll on my head.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/53304573</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/53304573</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:32:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>for 2 days, there was just an empty space in my apt with a stove...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/7AP0GIssaemn569cJptlvAsKo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;for 2 days, there was just an empty space in my apt with a stove tan line on the carpet.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/52936652</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/52936652</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:34:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i feel so sorry for my old stove. it looks so sad and lonely out...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/7AP0GIssaemn2iqp2TjyULjjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i feel so sorry for my old stove. it looks so sad and lonely out there being used as a paint holder. I swear when I told my landlord that my stove was hot to the tough, I didn’t know they were gonna throw you away.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/52936392</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/52936392</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:32:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>my old, dejected stove sits outside cursing me under it’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/7AP0GIssaemn03zutFR7tuOno1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;my old, dejected stove sits outside cursing me under it’s breath and wondering what it ever did to me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/52936197</link><guid>http://bmug.tumblr.com/post/52936197</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:30:44 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
